Sumos flu!!

The Parle "Lites" advt is particularly distressing with sumo wrestlers flying higher than the ballet dancers ( supported by invisible suspended wires). Wonder why they choose such images for promotion of their product. The ending is worse with the narrator saying' Shoo Shweet" to the sumo bum shake.

Today is World Environment Day. The latest findings on the reason for global warming have been attributed to the rising divorce rates around the world and that women are using natural resources.

Well, I suppose the heat is on!!!!

Shallow Hal

Why is it that women who may be weighing over 100 kilos, compare themselves with ladies weighing nearly 30 kilos less than them?

Better still - why do women in their mid fifties want to compare their body 'fat' with those in their mid forties? And to crown it all, insist upon an answer.

Life's like that

Just read a joke on a match box brand name 'Home Lites' which flaunts 'karbonised' on its main label and reads like this -
Judge to wife, " Why did you throw a chair at your husband?"
Wife, " I could not lift the table."

Of life and living

Is it humanly possible to love everyone, even those you hate?

Or shall we like the Irish say -
"May those who love us , love us,
And those who don't, may God turn their ankles
So that we may know them by their limping."