Life's like that

Just read a joke on a match box brand name 'Home Lites' which flaunts 'karbonised' on its main label and reads like this -
Judge to wife, " Why did you throw a chair at your husband?"
Wife, " I could not lift the table."

Of life and living

Is it humanly possible to love everyone, even those you hate?

Or shall we like the Irish say -
"May those who love us , love us,
And those who don't, may God turn their ankles
So that we may know them by their limping."